ow.
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He often said he had to be a writer because he wasn't good at anything else. He was not good at being an employee. Back in the mid-1950s, he was employed by Sports Illustrated, briefly. He reported to work, was asked to write a short piece on a racehorse that had jumped over a fence and tried to run away. Kurt stared at the blank piece of paper all morning and then typed, "The horse jumped over the fucking fence," and walked out, self-employed again.

sad!
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nononono
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I

I just saw the Wolverine flick. He's the best X-men character totallytotally. SLICE DICE HEAL.

II

Tomorrow I start working as a Uscan attendant and the idea is so fucking scary. I do not want to leave Debbie.

III

Guess what I used my education discount to buy.



(The order came up to $666. WHY ME.)

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Hey look, I found an excellent equivalent to MSPaint for Macintosh. LET THE GOOD OL' DAYS REIGN SUPREME, STUPID SCRIBBLES ARE GO.

Supreme... supreme... I want Taco Bell. Something. Something Taco Bell.

Whatever. Go listen to Cage the Elephant.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MY HAMSTER IS STILL ALIVE, PEOPLE? Debbie thinks she thrives on neglect.

Lozenge.
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I have accidentally swallowed a whole lozenge.

I probably just wanted to write "lozenge."

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DUDES. The boyfriend and I saw this commercial in the movie theater and not only is it the greatest hamster commercial ever, but that is totally going to be my next car. And I will cheese it up appropriately.

Some Japanese Nissan commercials that make me happy. )

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OH. So. I got my Nintendo DSi last night. No, I did not do ^ that. But THAT IS AWESOME. Hell yeah. This is good because my poor DS wouldn't even stay open properly. Sad broken hinge.

More Japanese DSi Moving Memo Pad creations that I enjoy. )

fuck some steel type.
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I beat the Elite Four fucking finally dudes.



If I had to do it again I would have kicked that poor Crobat out and put in a Gengar. Also, Garchomp is a badass but did not do much for me other than kill a Drapion. The stars of the show, really, were that Ninetales (named Firefox) and Luxray. Shaymin did really awesome also, even though I intended to take a Leafeon but it was failing me and 8 hours today was dedicated to leveling up and IT WAS GETTING PRETTY TIRING.

PS: EMPOLEON SUCKS. PICK ONE OF THESE INSTEAD:


Now to bribe boyfriend into letting me have a Pokemon with Pokerus.

Skull muffin
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Skull muffin
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Did I tell you that Debbie is badass? Because Debbie is badass.

YEAH
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Today I went to Toys R Us to download a Pokemon.

Bad. Ass.

welzlz
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1. Never do I want to hear the words "presidential balls" again! Please! Just do a service for the sake of sanity and pop culture and call them PARTIES. (The next headline was something like "Kesney is Coming!" DLJFLKSDJF STOP ITTTT.)

2. I never paid attention to the news stories of John Travolta's son, but someone told me that they blamed Kawasaki Syndrome, which I had at the age of 5. Hmmm investigate time.

3. My step-mother's brother, Victor, died on Friday. I went to the funeral and realized, officially, that I am holding no grudge against her despite our shaky history.

4. Family is more important to me than I ever thought.

5. My car broke down again the other day.

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oh eight
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fuck spider COPYCAT )

Theft sys
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NO.

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I paid the $734 to claim my Grand Am, who has officially earned the title of "Señor Limón, Pulverizer of Self."

The sad part is that I really do have a soft spot for this damn car.

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i was never intelligent.
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I'm leaving it because it was funny.
Its funny when I get excited over nothing. )

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So I put these fake glue on nails to stop some bad habits: picking skin off fingers and scratching too damn much.

AHSHSHAHAH VICTORY I have ripped them off.


These things were invented by men who wanted their women to do absolutely nothing ugghhg TYPING HARD


THESE THINGS ARE UGLY

PS. I am getting a new car, hopefully a Toyota or a Honda. The Grand Am is DED 2 MI GUIS.

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It appears that my cat is going blind in one eye.

ps. Do any of you have any experience with pet insurance?

spec peck deck dreck beck
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I suppose it is prudent to post about new spectacles when I acquire them. Livejournal cut whiners. )